"Because I think I’m an interesting woman…and I know that if I met myself at a party, I would never talk to that character because she doesn’t fulfill physically the demands that we’re brought up to think women have to have…" - Dustin Hoffman
Don’t worry because after you watch every single one of these episodes, you can re-watch every single one of these episodes and then not do all of the things you were supposed to do today.
Boy 1 (to Boy 3): You should have been here on Sunday, we went out for dosas.
Boy 2: Do you know what they are? They're like Indian crepes.
Boy 1: We can get dosas on Saturday.
Boy 3: No, that's my laser tag party!
"This is what your soul sounds like," said my friend to me about this song and now you’re peering into the depths of it, Internet, and I feel really close to you all of a sudden, where did you say you were from again? Fascinating.
I just heard this song for the first time today and I am completely emotionally incapacitated so if you need me, I can likely be coaxed out of the human roly poly position by way of brownies or a fine cheese.
If you guys are going to talk about football all day then I’m going to post this Maroon 5 video and we’ll call it even, okay?