Sylvia, please. I’d like to see you complete a 1,000 piece puzzle without opposable thumbs. Then maybe you’d appreciate my craftsmanship a little more and understand more viscerally when I kindly ask you to hasten your removal from the vicinity of the puzzle, I don’t care how many humans you have coming over for Tapas Tuesday, it is not to be disturbed. I am very dexterous, Sylvia, very dexterous, and no one would suspect a thing.  Now be a dear and hand me the remote, Frasier is on.

Sylvia, please. I’d like to see you complete a 1,000 piece puzzle without opposable thumbs. Then maybe you’d appreciate my craftsmanship a little more and understand more viscerally when I kindly ask you to hasten your removal from the vicinity of the puzzle, I don’t care how many humans you have coming over for Tapas Tuesday, it is not to be disturbed. I am very dexterous, Sylvia, very dexterous, and no one would suspect a thing. 

Now be a dear and hand me the remote, Frasier is on.

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